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Alma de hierro is a Mexican telenovela produced by Giselle González and Roberto Gómez Fernández for Televisa in 2008. It is a remake of the Argentinian production Son de Fierro with the characters' names rewritten and adapted to the Mexican audience.
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Trochus squarrosus is a species of sea snail, a marine gastropod mollusk in the family Trochidae, the top snails.
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Patrick Bosco McFadden is a British politician who has served as Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster since July 2024. A member of the Labour Party, he has served as the Member of Parliament (MP) for Wolverhampton South East since 2005. McFadden has previously held various junior ministerial positions and shadow portfolios in his parliamentary career between 2005 and 2024.
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