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The Catholic Church venerates five patron saints of Poland. The primary patron saints are the Blessed Virgin Mary the Queen of Poland, Saint Adalbert, and Saint Stanislaus of Szczepanów. The secondary patron saints are the Jesuits Saint Stanislaus Kostka and Saint Andrew Bobola. Historically, several other saints also were considered patrons of Poland.
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Sordid Lives: The Series is an American comedy television series created, written, and directed by Del Shores. It is prequel to his 2000 film, Sordid Lives. It is set in a small town of Texas and centers on the Ingram family, and stars Bonnie Bedelia, Beth Grant, Rue McClanahan, Olivia Newton-John, Caroline Rhea, Leslie Jordan, along with most of the original cast of the film.
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