{"slip": { "id": 182, "advice": "Most things look better when you put them in a circle."}}
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His Majesty's Prison Wakefield is a Category A men's prison in Wakefield, West Yorkshire, England, operated by His Majesty's Prison Service. The prison has been nicknamed the \"Monster Mansion\" along with HM Prison Frankland due to the large number of high-profile, high-risk sex offenders and murderers held there.
"}{"slip": { "id": 16, "advice": "It's unlucky to be superstitious."}}
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{"fact":"The most traveled cat is Hamlet, who escaped from his carrier while on a flight. He hid for seven weeks behind a panel on the airplane. By the time he was discovered, he had traveled nearly 373,000 miles (600,000 km).","length":217}
{"slip": { "id": 35, "advice": "Only those who attempt the impossible can achieve the absurd."}}
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\"Elevator\" is Flo Rida's overall second single, and the first single from Flo Rida's debut album Mail on Sunday. It was produced by Timbaland, who also features on the track. The piano intro features a melody based on the Halloween theme by John Carpenter and the second verse imitates the chorus of \"The Donque Song\" by will.i.am featuring Snoop Dogg. The song features Timbaland's signature percussion and vocals, as well as former Beatclub recording artist Kiley Dean on the background vocals. The song is similar in structure, key, and rhythm to the Timbaland-produced \"4 Minutes\" by Madonna featuring Justin Timberlake and Timbaland. The song was featured in the plot for the episode \"Desperately Seeking Serena\" of teen drama Gossip Girl.
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{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
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