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The halavi guitarfish is a part of the Glaucostegidae family. It is a species of ray found in the Indo-West Pacific. Recorded twice, in 1997 and 2004, in the levantine waters, the question of its permanent settlement in the Mediterranean Sea remains open. Its name is derived from the Arabic word Øلاوي (halawi).
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