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The Peace Party is a minor political party in the United Kingdom, founded in Surrey in 1996, campaigning mainly for pacifist and environmentalist issues. Its leader John Morris had stood at every general election since 1997.
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Craft beer is beer manufactured by craft breweries, which typically produce smaller amounts of beer than larger \"macro\" brewe